people: “benedict cumberbatch is the most attractive actor to play sherlock holmes”
Who dat???? *o*
jeremy brett - he played holmes in the granada television series and he’s a work of art
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
lifeastoldbygingerr said: Imagine Sam and Bucky going grocery shopping and Bucky getting excited over all of the food that he's missed out on over the years
Sam films him the entire time they’re shopping, then makes an incredibly popular youtube video called “Old Man Yells at Food”. Popular quotes include:
"Quinoa. How the fuck do you pronounce this?"
"Marshmallow fluff in a jar. I’ve seen everything now. What do you even put this on? It doesn’t matter, it’s going on everything."
"Baconnaise. I can’t decide if this is the exact opposite of what I died for, or the perfect example of it."
"I’m going to live in this cheese aisle for the rest of my life."
"Sometimes I feel like you don’t appreciate granola properly."
"Wait, I’m confused, is yogurt a desert now or not?"
"It’s HOW MUCH??"
"Everything’s ‘instant’ now, instant coffee, instant soup, instant noodles. That has to be false advertising."
"Sam, seriously, I think these price tags have to be wrong."
"Mini bagel pizzas. This is heaven, isn’t it? I died and God- uh, Thor’s dad or somebody felt sorry for me so they let me into heaven."
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Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.
doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds
When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)
here is an up close picture of my eyeball. it was my very first tumblr post. It also took me twenty minutes to get a picture I liked this much.
I was thinking today about Richard Dawkins and his self congratulatory date rape tweet and the way that it creates this dichotomy of ‘assault’ and assault. But the thing is every single girl I know has a story about the boy who wouldn’t stop snapping her bra straps in 8th grade, or losing her virginity because her boyfriend asked so persistently that she felt guilty saying no, or the boy who got her blackout drunk at a party and invited himself into her bed, or giving a blowjob for the first time because the boy she was with said she would if she really liked him, etc
Every single girl I know. We all have that story of non violent assault that we’ve internalized as unimportant. And really, that’s all those comparisons do, they delegitimize everything that isn’t stranger violence and shame women (especially young girls) into thinking they’re over reacting; they normalize harassment, painting it as some kind of adolescent rite of passage instead of the sexual assault that it actually is, and feed directly into rape culture
And you know, I’m a smart girl, I’ve read a lot of feminist theory, but I was still 26 years old before anyone told me that it wasn’t ok, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. So maybe let’s be less concerned with alleviating the guilt of boys who date rape, I mean that’s what this is about right?
I am currently feeling like I am constantly being super obnoxious and that everybody I try to talk to doesn’t want to talk to me and I intellectually understand that everybody has got their own shit going on and it’s not about me but my jerk brain is like SHUT UP NOBODY CARES and I can’t quite convince myself it’s not true.
As you wish.
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